mike mcguiness

@mcguins

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  1. 11 hours ago

    HE GOT HIM RIGHT IN THE PACHULIES!!!

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    Jun 7

    Mike Brown coaching and doing security at the same damn time

    105 replies 13,070 retweets 24,716 likes
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    Jun 7

    Cleveland fans are pumped up to be tied in the first quarter.

    1 retweet 8 likes
  4. Jun 7

    Great, the one time I've ever wanted the warriors to lose (so I can go to final game 5 in Oakland v 4 in CLE), Lebron dies

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    Jun 6

    Time out. A "Saved by the Bell" pop-up restaurant is headed to L.A.

    8 replies 87 retweets 229 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    The word "hero" gets tossed around a lot these days, but...

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    Never stop being you, Jerry Seinfeld. I never knew it was possible to love you more than I already do.
    4 replies 32 retweets 63 likes
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    Jun 4

    They want you to do good but never better than them

    5 replies 432 retweets 690 likes
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    Jun 4

    i cant stop watching the the guy cleaning the floor glide to the next spot. what a move.

    137 replies 7,671 retweets 17,330 likes
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    Jun 4

    Story on postgame fight

    88 replies 2,088 retweets 3,072 likes
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    Jun 4

    14-0

    38 replies 550 retweets 1,225 likes
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    Jun 2

    I hope these sensitive souls are feeling better about that awful Kathy Griffin photo.

    2,078 replies 17,458 retweets 41,257 likes
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    Jun 2

    Homie with the A1 photobomb

    9 replies 48 retweets 244 likes
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    Jun 1

    Nigga this is outside

    This stunning 'hotel room' in the Swiss Alps has no walls 😳
    948 replies 91,347 retweets 239,472 likes
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    Jun 2

    LOL THIS MAN LEGIT JUST SAID SOLAR POWER ISNT RELIABLE BECAUSE SOMETIMES IT GETS DARK. There's no way he's not three kids in a trench coat.

    Sad to be criticized by the left for something as obvious as solar (clouds & darkness) and wind (calm winds) are not reliable or consistent.
    53 replies 1,305 retweets 3,838 likes
  15. Retweeted
    May 30

    what makes me saddest is that I know I'll never write anything funnier than

    1,949 replies 23,542 retweets 105,528 likes
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    May 30

    Moderator: Your word is Arvind: Use it in sentence Moderator: Despite the constant negative press covfefe Arvind: c-o-v-f-e-f-e

    82 replies 10,284 retweets 27,158 likes
  17. Retweeted
    May 29

    Nolan Ryan just texted me: "I had much higher expectations for Bryce Harper's fighting skills" 🤜🤔

    3 retweets 7 likes
  18. May 29

    Sounds like my ex wife!

    Wow all of a sudden the air conditioning in my new Tahoe is just blowing out hot air.anyone had that problem before..
    1 retweet 4 likes
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    May 28

    i swear this gets funnier every single time oh my god

    264 replies 20,560 retweets 27,379 likes

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