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Dom McGovern
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J Lo’s stunt double in the movie Hustlers
Desperately Seeking SusanJoined June 2013
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In the eventual war against the sentient robots, I hope I get to personally kill the PureGym Hydration Station
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🫶 one of the best things u can do for your mental health is spend £6.50 on an iced coffee 🫶
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all gay people will recognise this location (the garden where the men kiss and smash the chair)
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I have just seen this in an American “Six shocking things about British houses” video
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Everyone talking about the coronation “bringing the country together.” You know what really brought our country together?
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is there a good website or mag for recommendations when visiting a new city? like Lonely Planet but not for hemp dads on a spiritual excursion to Thailand or Time Out but not for management consultants going on a city break with their boyfriend Ollie they don't like
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📣 NEW PERFORMANCE ANNOUNCEMENT 📣 TIED FOR SECOND with and | COMEDY DOUBLE BILL | ONLY £5 | 25th MAY, 7:30pm | Tickets on sale now > thepentheatre.com/tied-for-second | #edinburghfringe #preview #standupcomedy #comedydoublebill
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I AM SICK TO BASTARD DEATH OF THAT LITTLE GREEN CUNT
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i have not changed or grown as a person even slightly :)
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Shoulda put the big coat on after all then
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Pope Francis has a respiratory infection and will stay in hospital in Rome for a few days, the Vatican says bbc.in/3lRvrR7
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If any more anti vaxx nutters appear in my notifications regarding Paul O’Grady I’ll find ‘em and shove this right up their crack holes.
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RIP to Paul O'Grady. I suppose we'll see this clip a lot today, but it can't be shown enough.
I'd love to know what went into its being broadcast and if he ever got any pushback. I've never seen anything so dazzlingly, righteously angry on Consensus Approved TV since.
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That's hot. 🔥 Comrade Paris Hilton on the BBC NUJ picket line this morning in London (yes it's really her) ✊💅👑
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'a land i cannot return to' I bale mournfully at the Severn Bridge toll booth that has been closed for 5 years twitter.com/welshsocialism
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Wow!!!!
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Asking a gay couple which one of them is the podcaster and which one is employed.
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Just found an in-character video I made in April 2020 titled “Greta Gerwig discovers hummus” but ok
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Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests bbc.in/3ZA0EHd
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
From the article & authors of study-
“The review did not look at lower-income countries, or specifically focus on children, young people & those with existing problems, the groups most likely affected, experts say, and risks hiding important effects among disadvantaged groups.“
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Him: you better not be the unapologetically eccentric cunty pig when I get home
Me:
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How many of you have genuinely tried to fly?
GENUINELY.
How many of you have researched, trained, and truly TRIED to fly?
NONE OF YOU.
Why?
Because you think it’s impossible.
You’ve never pushed yourself because you believe the goal can never be achieved.
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FRIDA KAHLOL IS TOMORROW!! Hosted by heartthrobs with AND MORE!! Tickets 🎟️ link.dice.fm/Z6c4a96016bb
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You know who was and who did???! MIKA
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Harry Styles thinks of himself as being next in the lineage of great British pop stars, a David Bowie/Mick Jagger/Elton John type figure, but he just doesn’t have *it*. He doesn’t have the singles, and he certainly doesn’t have the albums. And also he doesn’t have sex with men
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Hayao Miyazaki (Examining a picture of Peter Griffin): I do not like this man. His eyes know nothing of suffering. But his wife… She is strong in ways she does not understand
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Never seen so many homosexuals in one foyer as I did this evening at the East London independent cinema screening Tár and M3GAN at the same time
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pov: you’re a straight man trying to attract a mate on a dating app
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Can’t stop thinking about the inspiring quote on the wall of the coworking space I went to yesterday
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