Megan Frye

@mcfrye6

I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I’m swamped!

Joined June 2010

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  1. Retweeted
    27 Dec 2018

    I’m sure I put on 500 lbs In the last 2 days

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  2. Retweeted
    17 Dec 2018

    Yeah! by Usher played on a file organizer

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    Proud to have been elected Chairman of the House Budget Committee in the 116th Congress. Budgets are a statement of our values, and with our majority, will fight to ensure our budgets expand economic opportunities for all Americans.

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  4. 10 Dec 2018

    Y’all got me fucked up with the little bald baby boy from Winn Dixie growing up to be the heartthrob in Dumplin

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    There's more. There were three copies of the new NAFTA deal to sign. During the signing ceremony, President Trump appears to sign in the wrong place on one of them. This is the exact moment everyone realized, individually with their reactions, including Prime Minister Trudeau.

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  6. 30 Nov 2018

    The fact even got the ears sticking out of Jennifer Garner’s hair accurate should be at the top of what everyone is talking about

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  7. 27 Nov 2018

    A man just came up to me and asked me if I am eating chili. It is visually obvious I am not eating chili.

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  8. 26 Oct 2018

    Just spilled a full cup of water on my laptop with 11 days left until the election 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

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  9. 31 Jul 2018

    My aesthetic is forcefully trying not to cry from my book on the metro.

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  10. 12 Jul 2018
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  11. 1 Apr 2018

    After 23 years, I finally found more eggs than my (26 year old) sister.

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    20 Feb 2018

    Huge discovery last night. I have the same rug as the rose ceremony rug on the Bachelor

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  13. 26 Jan 2018

    IMPORTANT: which High School Musical is better?

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  14. 20 Dec 2017

    Nothing like the John Deere tractors being lined with Christmas lights to welcome you back to Carroll County

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  15. 14 Oct 2017

    Just said THWND to a girl in sju wear at my giant and she ignores me so never again will I have school spirit

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  16. 26 Sep 2017

    Writing on social media does not make you politically active

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  17. 20 Aug 2017

    SJU blurred out the "as hell" on my cap bc an educated, young lady should not use the H word.

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