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  2. There was an inordinate number of SIMPSONS plots that revolved around monkeys smoking cigarettes.

  3. “Was Wilson from ‘Home Improvement’ TV’s First ‘Woke’ Man?” A thinkpiece.

  4. Instagram's ad targeting really gets me.

  5. Steve Miller is probably the last rockstar I would’ve assumed to be a huge asshole. Alas.

  6. V pumped, tbh.

  7. I’m transcribing an interview that I’m pretty sure will simultaneously outrage at least three distinct corners of the internet.

  8. Obama in the streets, Bill Clinton in the sheets.

  9. Yes, but what about lumbersexual reporters? Hmm?

  10. “…‘a few woke men,’…” from “Why Are Adult Men So Bad at Maintaining Friendships?” by John McDermott.
  11. I am pleased, as someone who tells yogurt brands to fuck themselves online, to announce my support for Senator Bernie Sanders.

  12. Why is everyone talking about bots? I feel so lost.

  13. Just a thought.

  14. You should make a personal finance parody of Neil Young’s “Out of the Blue / Into the Black” and title it “Out of the Red.”

  15. Btw, anyone can do a TEDx talk. It’s the Little League participation trophy of speaking events.

  16. Worried my colleagues aren't wasting enough time on Twitter.

  17. Who to believe, the MIT scientist with mounds of data or the brogrammer with a theory? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

  18. Have this dream of NY restaurants that serve massive portions of simple dishes made well. A literal, recurring dream.

  19. john, we agree on more than i'd thought.

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