We once merely *thought* about introducing her to some... public school children. Long story short I now have a cauterized wound where my left pinkie used to be
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We go to special theme parks where the height requirement for rides is replaced by an H-index minimum
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I asked the baby what she wants for her first birthday and she said “maximum cultural capital” with such perfect pronunciation
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“Mama what do my inferiors do when I am sleeping” she asked last night. Such a perfect cupcake
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Wow this blew up, hey look if you want to help put my kids through prep school you can buy my book https://www.amazon.ca/William-Petty-Ambitions-Political-Arithmetic/dp/0199547890 … Alternatively, support your local public school, check out
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Well, just making sure you give your kids a head start . . . (OTOH, not talking baby talk is something I buy into from personal experience. I can't stand it and we didn't do it without youngest [can't speak to my older 2 as I'm their step dad] and she was verbally advanced.)
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Yeah I’m not hugely into the baby talk, but that thread goes rapidly downhill
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omg Ted, you're becoming a Big Man on twitter, lol
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Finally some recognition for my dad jokes
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Dude. Write a book on this!!!
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Raising Reviewer 2: A Rigorous Guide to Parenting
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