A man just told me he regretted not pushing me out of the way to catch a train whose doors closed as he arrived. A) he was never going to make that train. B) there was another train literally 10 feet away across the platform.
Like hey dude glad your commute is so important to you. I meanwhile stopped to chat up an MTA employee who happened to be walking by because I was too scared to sit in a stationary train car with him for the three minutes until it left.