Someone celebrating a birthday is taking over my nice reading bar on a Sunday afternoon, and all her people are ordering seltzer and I think the bartender is going to snap. *entirely justified*
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He thought he had the lazy Sunday afternoon shift. Was talking to us about how great his playlist wash
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Preferring seltzer over alcohol is ok! I often do! But if ~all your friends~ prefer seltzer, don't have your birthday party at a bar.
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Replying to @mccanner
Who the hell has a birthday party late Sunday afternoon in a bar with their non-drinkers I am so mad rn
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Replying to @toddedillard
A woman whose friends have all hit that baby stage, but she hasn't and doesn't plan to. Honestly my loyalties are split here.
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If all your friends are possibly pregnant than the worse place to have your birthday is a bar where you will be the only one drinking Everyone loses! Everyone!
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Replying to @toddedillard
It's all the menfolk ordering seltzer! It's bananaworld.
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Replying to @mccanner
Oh shit Brooklyn has changed I’ve changed What is life
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Replying to @mccanner
I hope this script flips and they immediately start doing shots and brawl until their man buns go bald
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All I know is we're leaving soon, leaving a giant tip and going home to leftover risotto
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