Go big. Toenails.
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Once interviewed a guy who started clipping his nails while we talked.
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and a one-word answer: DON’T
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No. They are a force of nature. No one can tame, let alone understand them.
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With a vein overlapping public flossers
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URGH. They should interview the lady that rode on my bus the other day, clipping away.
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story might have legs :) but they’ll all belong to doltish bachelors
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