Ok so, I'm spending the waning hours of 2017 reading a book in a quiet bar with a glass of wine. To get here, I stopped at a less quiet bar up the street to get a quick bite to eat. 1/whatevs
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I learned this at bar no. 2, where he was extolling the virtue of a "starter marriage" in Las Vegas back when he was 28.
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He's 42 now, on marriage no. 2, and telling the fake-poop story as if it should impress his fellow patrons at this second bar.
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No one was impressed. He also told a story about his receding hairline. Which also failed to impress people.
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Anyway, I'm staying in on New Year's Eve and this guy was the worst.
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When in Grand Teton this summer, I heard some bro told his girlfriend it’s okay to drink straight from the stream there (it’s not) and also that he had the shits (I think I know why).
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I fear sometimes that we are done as a species. This just can't be right.
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