I think you misunderstand the Keurig
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I really wish I didn't understand this reference, I feel like it would be so beautiful in the abstract.
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Right. My first thought was, "Well, that's honest."
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Also jet fuel is expensive as fuck. They are very welcome to reimburse me the tax dollars they spent on childish male behavior. I could buy fun yarn with those monies.
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Just be grateful they didn't get it to ejaculate all over an Afghan or Iraqi wedding.
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No. Are you serious?
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I missed that one! “Grow up internet”
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