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I will cut off my arm and move to a cabin in the woods before I let this happen. https://twitter.com/palafo/status/889825556845535232 …
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it's too bad because we were gonna have a game room and everything.
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well someone's not allowed to visit my cabin, then.
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I would take care of your severed, chipped arm and carry it into the office every day so that the system thinks you're still showing up.
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that's oddly sweet, in a Coen Brothers sort of way.
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You can just move to a cabin in the woods! And rather than cut off your arm you just have to give up fast internet.pic.twitter.com/kNEDma0OII
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Same difference
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Might be the only thing to convince me to live in the woods.
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we're talking, like, woods that are a 30-minute walk max from a quaint coffee shop.
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Not so chipper.
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Now picturing you like Anthony Hopkins in "Legends of the Fall," running around wilderness with a shotgun yelling "F*** the government!"
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