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    1. erin mccann |‏Verified account @mccanner 14 Jul 2017

      <clears throat> ahem. Jeff Bezos is our new Chuck Norris 1/pic.twitter.com/U8y67VAIv1

      11 replies 53 retweets 274 likes
    2. erin mccann |‏Verified account @mccanner 14 Jul 2017
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      Jeff Bezos can kill two stones with one bird.

      5 replies 123 retweets 672 likes
    3. erin mccann |‏Verified account @mccanner 14 Jul 2017
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      Jeff Bezos doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

      1 reply 49 retweets 366 likes
    4. erin mccann |‏Verified account @mccanner 14 Jul 2017
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      Jeff Bezos beat the sun in a staring contest.

      1 reply 1 retweet 16 likes
    5. erin mccann |‏Verified account @mccanner 14 Jul 2017
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      When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Jeff Bezos.

      1 reply 2 retweets 14 likes
    6. erin mccann |‏Verified account @mccanner 14 Jul 2017
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      Jeff Bezos is the reason Waldo is hiding.

      4 replies 2 retweets 14 likes
      erin mccann |‏Verified account @mccanner 14 Jul 2017

      There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Jeff Bezos allows to live.

      5:58 AM - 14 Jul 2017
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      • Caris M2 BLM and that’s all i have to say about that Thomas Iliffe, CFA the real Mr McMaN 🎥 Del. Gabriel Acevero Zach Rosales MI5L Julian Vidal
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        1. erin mccann |‏Verified account @mccanner 14 Jul 2017
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          Jeff Bezos makes onions cry.

          3 replies 3 retweets 13 likes
        2. Scott  🤷‍♂️‏ @ScaredCitrus 14 Jul 2017
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          This thread is some serious Prime Delivery.

          1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
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        1. the real Mr McMaN  🎥‏ @cmcmahon916 15 Jul 2017
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          Chuck Norris, Jackie Chan & Jeff Bezos walk into a bar...

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        1. Faith‏ @2early2say 14 Jul 2017
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          Lol....!

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        1. you go sinder‏ @gogetsinder 14 Jul 2017
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          Please stop. He's no Chuck Norrispic.twitter.com/CHeQFlfzWD

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        1. Michael Anthony‏ @M_Anthony1986 14 Jul 2017
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          Take Chuck Norris joke, insert Jeff Bezos.

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        1. Frank Strong  🤘🏻 ✒️ 🗡‏ @Frank_Strong 14 Jul 2017
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          Jeff Bezos can count to infinity. Twice.

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        2. I Could Be Wrong‏ @dansblog1 14 Jul 2017
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          No different from counting to infinity once, #actually

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