<clears throat> ahem. Jeff Bezos is our new Chuck Norris 1/pic.twitter.com/U8y67VAIv1
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Jeff Bezos beat the sun in a staring contest.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Jeff Bezos.
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