<clears throat> ahem. Jeff Bezos is our new Chuck Norris 1/pic.twitter.com/U8y67VAIv1
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Jeff Bezos doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
Jeff Bezos beat the sun in a staring contest.
His 2017 goal...... no sleeves.....EVER!!!
Jeff Bezos believes in no man except Chuck Norris. That's because Jeff Bezos IS Chuck Norris.
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