One thing about ye olde newspapers was the pretense that there was an off button. The paper went to bed, and so did people.
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But there are real life fireworks!
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They're still going nonstop here. I'm waiting for a bus with a broken contact lens jumping out of my seat every 45 seconds
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Or at its best

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No one wins here except the people drunkenly setting off bottle rockets around brooklyn
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