Imagine that guy at a party. 'And this is my husband, Dr. Bob McFart. He's in ... statistics.
Honestly not sure which would scare me more: not knowing how many this happens to, or knowing there's a guy tasked with running a database.https://twitter.com/michaelroston/status/878330998852694016 …
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Yes it's Friday afternoon, so the guy I made up whose job is to track animals eating their dead owners is named Dr Bob McFart.
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Dying alone and being found weeks later vs dying alone and being eaten by my pet idk which is worse
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