He's trying to calmly read a book. Every 30 seconds I swoon over a tweet he simply must see.
Boyfriend: am I the goat? Me: you are the capybara and I am the goat showing you tweets https://twitter.com/meetanimals/status/852788775490961409 …
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He and my husband would get along gloriously
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I'm the capybara and the goat is the news.
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Part of a continuing series. In this one, I am my niece and the bubble is the news.pic.twitter.com/6vC3Nd9v5y
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we all think of ourselves as the goat, but most days we are the capybara.
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You are goat
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Omg I want to know I am. I'm stealing your tweet idea.
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Watch out.. After we got married my wife no longer wants to see all the tweets I have to show her
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crap jswatz tweets: the audiobook.
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