this couple is 100% going to be divorced before the child hits kindergarten http://www.slate.com/articles/life/dear_prudence/2017/04/dear_prudence_i_hate_my_wife_s_ideas_for_naming_our_daughter.html …pic.twitter.com/Yw3RWXYA37
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if we live in a just world, the wife is on Twitter and will tell us all his terrible name ideas.
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Val and I picked our names in the Dillard family tradition of first-to-bleed knife fighting. It would've been a red flag if she'd said no.
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Prudence really x-rayed his soul with that Enfield Tennis Academy reference.
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Seriously. she's so good.
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"Apologize to your wife"
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Imagine being the future kid: "I'd like to date you, but my dad is going to have to first create a presentation of your qualities for me."
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I've probably got the wrong takeaway from this, but I really want to name by child Bartleby the Scrivner now.
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I lost it at "Enfield Tennis Academy."
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If I ever meet someone who named their child Enfield Tennis Academy I would loudly yell that DFW's essays are much better than IJ.
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'And this is our daughter, Serious Sober Name Jones.'
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