Also Dry January was in no way transformative, and my pants fit the same. It's all lies.
I haven't had a drink since New Year's Eve, and I was going to wait until my birthday tomorrow but nah, Hand Twitter was the last straw.
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First drink this year and Elton John is playing and this is my happy placepic.twitter.com/12WoGK5aIF
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hand twitter? The gif of Trump enlarging his hand? That was fake.
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And that's why I'm drinking.
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Something something Trump photoshop scandal
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I'm not even thinking about the number. Just the cake.
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And happy birthday to you!
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