oh my fucking god staaaaaaaaaaahppic.twitter.com/efR0kJxOHP
you're not being cute when you write things that are impenetrably coy
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The article also commits one of my least favorite journalistic sins, the "and now for twenty Twitter screenshots" break.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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