15 minutes into the debate next week, Hercules Mulligan bursts in like the kool-aid man. Who do we have to bribe to make this happen?
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I'm gonna spend the week just throwing out Hamilton-themed debate jokes. One of them will land.
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Monday night, 9pm. Lester Holt looks into the camera: 'I’m taking my time watching the afterbirth of a nation. Watching the tension grow.'
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And his advice: Talk less, smile more.
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Erin.
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When you make the jokes, though, I want to be in the room where it happens.
End of conversation
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Just...you...wait...
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It is the anniversary of the soundtrack on NPR so excellent timing.
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*taps foot impatiently, checks watch*
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"Mr. Trump, if you are elected president, who will live, who will die, and who will tell your story?"
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