Oh god oh god oh god a small child just put his hand on the floor of the Times Square subway station and then ate popcorn with it.
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Good parenting. That is known as the 15-year rule. It's a total guy thing.
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I had a physical reaction to your tweet. I spend 86% of my time trying to prevent a tragedy like this.
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I am STILL CRINGING
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after sending a kid to daycare for a few months, this sounds pretty minor tbh
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presumably someone has cleaned the daycare floor this century?
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There's not enough hand sanitizer for me to re-read that tweet.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Anthro101 teaches about the myriad terms for ice used by Native Alaskans. Thats me but w germs.
#microphobe#donttouchthatThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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