WHILE HIS DAD WATCHED.
Oh god oh god oh god a small child just put his hand on the floor of the Times Square subway station and then ate popcorn with it.
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Good parenting. That is known as the 15-year rule. It's a total guy thing.
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omg come back here now
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no I have to go home and shower from contact shame
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there's dirt, and then there's the Times Square subway floor.
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A potent source of powerful mutagens that will no doubt transform the child into a ninja turtle or a pond of glowing goo.
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Watched a kid eat a Cheerio off the floor at Baltimore Inner Harbor mall food court once, he turned out okay
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any future children of mine are wearing gloves in Grand Central, and then getting doused in sanitizer.
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