The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing smart people they had free concert tickets.
Ticketmaster: "Here are your free tickets!" Internet: "Cool wow can you tell me how to use them?" Ticketmaster:pic.twitter.com/mlozdKZouH
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tell me they are charging service fees on them
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Thanks for the thought Ticketmaster, but can I just get my money back that you stole from me?
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@MissDestructo “What shows do these work f—“ [car peeling out, driving into the distance]Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Their attorneys were like "All you gotta do is tell them what they're getting, but don't make it easy for them to use 'em."
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I NEED TO COP SOME JUSTIN TICKETS RT
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exactly.
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couldn't be more true
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