Someone do a daily roundup of these.
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(Thing is, I'm actually far *less* saltier as I get older, which makes me want to apologize to everyone who knew me ever)
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everything can fuel speculation if you try hard and believe in yourself
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this is my super fancy chicory iced coffee, which is fueling me and speculation that I'll be up late.pic.twitter.com/NL713tufWF
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imagine a dystopian world where that is literally true.
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hot takes are junk bonds of the alternate reality where articles have their own equivalent to a stock exchange?
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*Clinton seen standing next to Pacific Rim movie poster.* "Will Clinton name a giant robot as her VP?"
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