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'I know, isn't that a shitty happy hour?' he commiserates to a newly arrived patron.

'Let me ask you,' he says. 'If you order two Goose Islands, would you order Two Geese?'

'It's more like an ... Unhappy hour,' he tells a cute girl who just walked in.

Honestly just point Facebook live to any Brooklyn bar and watch the clicks roll in why isn't anyone doing this

He just started playing American Pie (the song) and now I feel a little bad for making even the slightest bit fun of him.

'I was trying to play hip-hop,' he says, to no one in particular. 'There's no way I played this.'

He's singing now.

Honestly one of my favorite things about NYC is that I have a people-watching bar across the street from a drinking bar.