Woman: 'Which of those wines would you say is the smoothest?' Bartender: 'I don't know shit about them.'
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(I am on bartender's side here, mostly because he and I are forging a bond, alone inside while *every* other customer sits outside)
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I stopped paying attention to him for a while and out of nowhere he shouted 'you fucking British hipsters' TAKE ALL MY MONEY BARTENDER.
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'I know, isn't that a shitty happy hour?' he commiserates to a newly arrived patron.
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'Let me ask you,' he says. 'If you order two Goose Islands, would you order Two Geese?'
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'It's more like an ... Unhappy hour,' he tells a cute girl who just walked in.
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Honestly just point Facebook live to any Brooklyn bar and watch the clicks roll in why isn't anyone doing this
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He just started playing American Pie (the song) and now I feel a little bad for making even the slightest bit fun of him.
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'I was trying to play hip-hop,' he says, to no one in particular. 'There's no way I played this.'
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Honestly one of my favorite things about NYC is that I have a people-watching bar across the street from a drinking bar.
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