Woman: 'Which of those wines would you say is the smoothest?' Bartender: 'I don't know shit about them.'
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He just started playing American Pie (the song) and now I feel a little bad for making even the slightest bit fun of him.
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'I was trying to play hip-hop,' he says, to no one in particular. 'There's no way I played this.'
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