Woman: 'Which of those wines would you say is the smoothest?' Bartender: 'I don't know shit about them.'
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'Let me ask you,' he says. 'If you order two Goose Islands, would you order Two Geese?'
'It's more like an ... Unhappy hour,' he tells a cute girl who just walked in.
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Honestly just point Facebook live to any Brooklyn bar and watch the clicks roll in why isn't anyone doing this
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He just started playing American Pie (the song) and now I feel a little bad for making even the slightest bit fun of him.
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