(I like the alligator! I also liked the alligator stories in December, and last March.)
"Clickbait pack journalism is the lowest common denominator our site only does added val--" "Hey did you see this alligator?"
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like every six months the internet loses its shit over some big alligator on a golf course in florida.
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i've clicked on like 15 stories about this thing and NO ONE has given me a good answer about why its so big.
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You are used to seeing most of a gator's body underwater. Maybe that is normal sized and FL is doomed
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also unanswered: "how fast would it kill me?" "can a human outrun it?" "are there others?" WHITHER JOURNALISM.
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right?! I've perhaps chosen the wrong WTF IS THAT hill to die on.
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god bless the tireless people at snopes
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maybe this one ate that one?
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wait hold up you don't already? Not even for the crosswords?
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i'd totally click an aggregated version of *that* story.
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