goddamnit, it's just a link to a week-old USA Today story with a youtube link and absolutely no context http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/entertainthis/2016/05/03/man-makes-a-real-life-jurassic-park-for-his-pet-tortoise/83885528/ …
They've done it. Those crazy sons of bitches at Trending have finally engineered the perfect click bait for erin.pic.twitter.com/HGkNXyx4fi
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I can browse YouTube myself, people. INTERVIEW THE DAMN MAN. Tell me what motivated him to make a mini Jurassic Park for his pet tortoise!!
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@margarita as long as it is a literal salon that also serves wine and perhaps has a chaise lounge in the corner.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@sarahw almost as if Facebook firing a third of the humans behind it had some sort of real effect on quality or something.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@sarahw even three or four months ago it used to be 'ok, here's one semi-important thing, and maybe a few nice celeb/pop things I'm ok with'Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@sarahw but it's like their list of worthwhile publications has just hit rock bottom.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@margarita do you think we could hold a weekly salon and sell tickets? "Margarita And Erin Fix The News"? -
@mccanner@margarita I’d pay for this.
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I want to care about something as much as this man cares about his Jurassic Park tortoise. http://youtu.be/ZBXpL12slFM h/t
@mccannerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mccanner tbh I'm surprised you hadn't seen it alreadyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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