I think, once, someone took some spare change out of my mom's unlocked car.
Look, I don't want to be a Hilde Truther here, but Selinsgrove isn't exactly seething with the criminal elementpic.twitter.com/qWf1R5vhl7
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@mccanner Sounds like a dangerous place to me. I'd pack heat. - 3 more replies
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@mccanner Did you start all this coverage by posting your family texts screengrab? -
@jonswaine yuuuuuuuuup - 2 more replies
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@mccanner Hilde harassed my friends and I & then reported that we were selling her drugs, when we were just strolling by the park. -
@anw_personal as far as i can tell, no one in any of those stories is named. - 1 more reply
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@mccanner I don't remember any hammer murders in my hometown. (Guns. We used guns. It was Texas after all.)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mccanner Hey, Cabot Cove was a small town, that somehow had a high number of murderers.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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