They brought me coffee with no milk, and I drank it so when they came back to refill *then* I could get milk.
'What'd you do with your day off, Erin?' 'Showed up 45 minutes early for lunch, drank too much coffee and made it awkward'
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Also the person I'm meeting is 20 minutes late so I think the waitress thinks I made the whole thing up.
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I wonder if I could market cards that say 'I tip well, please just keep bringing me coffee and let me stare at my phone in peace'
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