Last night the 30 minutes of helicopters overhead were actually worse than the fireworks themselves, but now they’re a super obvious tell.
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Looks like tonight’s SURPRISE WAKE UP NEW YORK fireworks are likely gearing up to be in Lower Manhattanpic.twitter.com/ZHo2Jw3B9N
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Maybe I’m wrong! But I don’t think i am. <waits>
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Flightradar says one of those helicopters is the same one that hovered over LIC last night so I’m either super into this low-stakes conspiracy theory of mine orpic.twitter.com/TdjFmyX4ci
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Is that what this hell is
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This is a conspiracy theory to which I am willing to commit 20 minutes of my life
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Whose idea was this? It’s a nightmare
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I can only guess it was dreamed up by someone who fled to a nice palatial estate far from the city in early March.
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Wait how are you able to see helicopters on this
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Was your theory correct?
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