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A very large fluffy dog decided to poop near the isolated corner of the park where I have, uh, parked myself, and the owner and I had an intense conversation about turning negative thought into positive thoughts amid all this, and then the dog finished pooping and they moved on.
Look I don’t know if I’m just that desperate for the sort of stranger chitchat we’ve all been deprived of for so long or what, but it felt incredibly meaningful (in that way of a David Lynch scene that almost ends up on the cutting-room floor but gets restored at the last minute)
A friend’s boyfriend saw me while biking past me as I walked Rosie, and we chatted while she took a dump, and something about it was just perfect
The world is off-kilter, but dogs still gotta poop.
that's quite the, ehm, egg timer
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