I think the apartment is as tired of me as I am of it right now.
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I made a giant batch of orzo/tomato salad this week, and every time I get some out of the fridge — three times so far — I have dropped the container, the lid has popped off, and I’ve lost some. I just start referring to it as the floor’s portion now.
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yet there's always the same amount left in the container, oddly.
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