Spent the whole work day with my vacation auto responder still on and only figured it out at 6pm. How's your Tuesday going?
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Drove to the tire guys today. Walked up to the counter, put my key on the counter and said, "I'm here for you to put on my winter tires... which are back in my garage." Drove home. Got the tires. Returned. Richard Russo calls this being on a "stupid streak."
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It’s not possible because the smarter & older you get the more discerning you become about what’s “dumb”. I guarantee you think actions are dumb today that you didn’t as a kid. So the only solution is radical self compassion. Which I do not offer myself, but I’m trying!
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Seems like a brilliant strategy to me.
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Same, friend. Same
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Fewer dumb things, but get ready for more forgetting and losing things! It's a blast.
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Everyday is a chance to mess up something. You hope for more success than failure. Home run hitters have lots of strike outs. Keep swinging

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I now fully lean in to the dumb and I am honestly happier that way and look forward to discovering what new levels of dumbness I can get up to each day
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