He Drove Cars Fast. The Cops Drove Them Faster.
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He Was a King Ready To Retire. But Which Daughter to Choose?
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She Owned a Bookstore. He Did Too. Would They Ever Connect?
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She Was New At School. He Called Her Carrots.
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Her Name Was Heather. Their Names Were Heather Too!
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There Was Room On the Board. But She Wouldn't Share.
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He Gave Her His Heart. She Gave Him a Pen.
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He Chased the Whale. Then the Whale Chased HIm.
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They Were Going on Family Vacation to Paris. But One Child Was Left Behind.
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Replying to @MichelleRafter @liamstack
It flares up from time to time :)
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I would happily write headlines all day long if it meant not having to write the stories that went with them.
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