He Was Stuck With a Broken Leg. Then He Looked Out the Window.
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She Was a Nun. But There Was a Song in Her Heart.
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He Drove Cars Fast. The Cops Drove Them Faster.
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He Was a King Ready To Retire. But Which Daughter to Choose?
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She Owned a Bookstore. He Did Too. Would They Ever Connect?
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She Was New At School. He Called Her Carrots.
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Her Name Was Heather. Their Names Were Heather Too!
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There Was Room On the Board. But She Wouldn't Share.
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He Gave Her His Heart. She Gave Him a Pen.
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Replying to @mccanner
are you... inventing a new form of poetry/short story bc I LOVE it
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Replying to @mccanner
if this is just a list of NYT headlines repurposed into a Twitter litany then well I mean I always knew you were a genius but uh YOU ARE A GENIUS
0 replies 0 retweets 1 likeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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