"scores of turtles"https://nyti.ms/2xAUjjc
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Replying to @mccanner
Odd, because I’d be ok taking my time to accurately count turtles, but anything after about two cobras I would just say “zillions” and get out of there.
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Replying to @mattblaze @mccanner
In fact, as far as I’m concerned, there are really only two possible quantities of apartment cobras: “zero” and “too many to count”.
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Replying to @mattblaze
We never get New Yorker-style profiles of the people who keep these animals in small houses but I would read the hell out of one. Surely there are people who study the mind-set ...
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Replying to @mccanner
I remember overhearing a couple talking about a news report of someone caught keeping a tiger (or maybe it was a lion) in a small Manhattan apartment and both of then agreeing that this is why they could never live in NYC.
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Also that whole alligator-in-the-sewer problem we have
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