This is priceless! Next we need one written from the perspective of dressage horses. “The human on my back kept making me canter in a circle.”
"At first, it seemed like we were running somewhere. It was straight for a while, and then we turned. And I kind of expected there to be something there. Like a barn. Or a pond. Or a Roy Rogers."https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2019/05/20/the-kentucky-derby-as-told-by-the-horses …
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I read this in Bojack Horseman’s voice
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OMG. With all that is going on, I REALLY needed a good belly laugh. Thank you so very much for this. I will be printing it out and reading it every time Trump does something stupid. I anticipate complete memorization within a week...perhaps sooner.
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