If, for instance, you come across a building-sized googly-eyed monster in a field, should you NOT call 911?
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I guess it's not an immediate danger because its feet seem to have melted into the field, so I guess it can't move at all (?), so maybe a website is the best way to report?
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Also that one arm is coming out of the monster-dryer's back so maybe it's a Cthulhu/octopus situation and the legs are actually just stunted
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Also what happened to the vehicle that has recently driven through that field?
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What if googly-eyed dryer monster is here to HELP and he's in the middle of being snapped back to his dimension and we'll never hear his warning now
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I'll just close by saying that if you come across a googly-eyed dryer monster, please also call your local news organization (or the Times!).https://twitter.com/uscpsc/status/1119416656277778434?s=21 …
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Sadly the dryer came in peace and held the answers to all mankind's deepest questions but the CSPC labeled it 'unsafe' and killed it, sparking an intergalactic war
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i know right! who would have thought the consumer products safety commission still existed in 2019
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Its clear that it is the Flyinge pasta monster hiding behinde an washing machine.
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