Arrive at work, open Twitter. See a bunch of posts mentioning "bigfoot erotica" and "white supremacist" Close Twitter, shut down computer, quietly back out of newsroom, go see if any bars have morning drink specials
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This is exactly why you got into the politics beat, isn't it?
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