M C Antonucci

@mcantonucci83i

🌈I am an award-winning playwright who just had his first novel M\M The Day The Legend of Miss Bernadette Died published on Amazon. 🏳️‍🌈

California, USA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2018.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    15. lis 2019.
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  2. prije 6 sati

    The problem with procrastination is that it's so time-consuming.

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  3. 4. velj

    If ignorance is bliss, then there's a shit load of people in paradise.

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  4. 2. velj

    Punxsutawney Phil did not see his shadow of course as a prognosticator he rates up there with Dionne Warwick and the Psychic Friends Network, so God only knows.

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  5. 2. velj

    Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes eat 4 and buy 30 more, and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you.

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  6. 1. velj

    Sometimes I wonder if that kid in the Dreamworks logo has caught a fish yet.

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  7. 31. sij

    Sometimes my life goes from a Hallmark channel to Lifetime in the blink of an eye. I know the only difference is Joan Van Ark but still.

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  8. 30. sij

    To all those that received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library today.

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  9. 29. sij

    Straight people's meaning for fun size is much different than gays.

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  10. 28. sij

    I just sneezed and farted at the same time, and it was followed by the sound of a bell and a voice from the heavens that said: "Achievement unlocked." #

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  11. 28. sij

    Anyone who can tell if they are speeding up or slowing down a ceiling fan on the first try must use dark magic and should not be trusted.

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  12. 22. sij

    It’s so nice outside I just had to get up and close the blinds so there isn’t a glare on my screen.

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  13. 21. sij

    There is never a Gnome around when you need one.

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  14. 18. sij

    I did not sleep last night it was more like a series of 45-minute naps for 7 hours.

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  15. 17. sij

    I hate when a couple argues in public, but I missed the start and don't know whose side I'm on, and I was told it's inappropriate to ask them to start at the beginning.

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  16. 15. sij

    Loving this new show on Netflix.

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  17. 13. sij

    Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, if that doesn't describe my life, I don't know what does.

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  18. 12. sij

    Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there She would merengue and do the cha-cha And while she tried to be a star Tony always tended bar.

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  19. 12. sij

    Just something to think about on this Sunday "you must be the change you wish to see in the world"- Gandhi.

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  20. 10. sij

    Someone asked me what I would do without coffee, and I sure it would be 25 to life.

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  21. 9. sij

    There's a good chance I'll end up being one of those senior citizens who randomly bites people.

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