Matthew Abrams

@mcabrams1

A music maker, software developer, boardgamer, vegetarian, urban hiker dude. Raised by a pack of wolves who were fans of Seinfeld.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2011.

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    12. sij

    You could not make this better if you tried

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  2. 15. sij

    Think BASE jumping or free solo climbing is exciting? Try using twitter with sub 200 followers. I can't begin to explain the thrill of never knowing which tweet will be the next one with zero engagement. It could be this very one... I'm tingling!!!

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  3. 28. pro 2019.

    I feel bad for that person and hope they are ok, but tbh that's the only sure-fire way to get rid of your hiccups

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  4. 23. pro 2019.

    Calling your parents "roommates": - allows your living situation to go unnoticed - when prefixed w/ "older" it sounds cool like a freshman hanging out w/ a senior in high school - is technically accurate description

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  5. 11. pro 2019.

    on the 44th minute, of the 10th hour, of the 9th day of being 31 years old: i have discovered that by continuously staring at the clock i can stretch perception of time ad infinitum and never grow a year older. getting lots of compliments about my skin.

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  6. 10. pro 2019.

    These new juul ads are weird. s/o

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  7. 6. pro 2019.

    Me: Mom, can we get a Pikachu umbrella? Mom: No, we already have a Pikachu umbrella at home. Pikachu umbrella at home:

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  8. 4. pro 2019.

    day 2 of being 31 years old: do we really need nootropics? what was the problem with the old tropics?

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  9. 3. pro 2019.

    I just turned 31, and woke up with a cough... I've had a good run. Please look after my grandchildren (cats). Let my wife (ex-gf from jr. high) know I loved her. I bequeath my belongings (boardgames) to my parents (roommates). Sprinkle my ashes on 's lawn.

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  10. 13. stu 2019.

    From on the new - 🤔Probably could've just left it at "they added haptic feedback."

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  11. 29. lis 2019.
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  12. 30. kol 2019.

    my interaction with twitter one day each month: - remember twitter exists - spend 30 seconds trying to come up with something clever - nope, i got nothing

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  13. 14. kol 2019.

    🧠: caffeine is gud. protein is gud. 🧠: yo 👐 pour that protein powder in the coffee 👀: hey 🧠 this looks nasty 🧠: 👐 already did all the work just drink it 👄: this tastes horrible 🧠 plz stop 🧠: no, keep going ... 🧠: ok, expel fluid with great vigor asap thx bye

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  14. 13. kol 2019.

    Mom: Do you know the term 'ok'? Me: What? Yea. Mom: It's from Cardi B Me: No, it's... nevermind. Mom: Do you know thicc? Me: Yes Mom: Do you know snack? Me: Yes Please make it stop.

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  15. 16. tra 2019.

    While we're on that topic, how the f do magnets work?

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  16. 27. velj 2019.

    Would love to hear an explanation of why continues to power store's product reviews. Pretty disappointing to see from a previous employer of mine. cc

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    I’m just saying it’s funny how we are told to stick to playing sports... It’s very hypocritical when he’s telling Roberts how to manage...especially when a mass shooting just happened earlier that day...

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  18. 25. lis 2018.

    Some nights I lie awake wondering if ten years ago a kid at was serious or trolling when he quite genuinely told me liked my "square root of answer" t-shirt.

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    9. srp 2018.

    Isn't it amazing that there's not a single person who fully understands how this *message* arrived to your screen through a massive complex system of electricity, radio signals, wires and algorithms. Yet it works, every day, at unfathomably levels of usage.

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  20. 26. svi 2018.

    Mom (on some skincare product): "This does make my skin feel awake... Or 'woke,' as they say."

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