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Son of an immigrant factory worker. I try to make cool videos. #LFGM
brooklynJoined June 2009

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I love this because a winning team that's cruising needs continued motivation.
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Spencer Strider on his outing versus the Mets: "A lot of weird hits. They seem to be having a lot of luck right now offensively. That’s great. It’s August. (We’ll) see what things are like in October.”
Alan is the best producer i know and this video is awesome because of him.
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Produced this for @business @Quicktake along with @mbyhoff In the future, weird gigantic batteries could enable a 100% renewable-powered grid. youtu.be/ZXo66rawpHQ
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Aaron Rodgers kinda sucks but this is cool.
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Green Bay Packers QB Aaron Rodgers credits his back-to-back MVPs to the psychoactive brew ayahuasca: "I had a magical experience with the sensation of feeling 100 different hands on my body imparting a blessing of love and forgiveness for myself and gratitude for this life ..."
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Yeah this couldn’t be farther from the truth. Lithium batteries will have close to nothing to do with energy independence on our power grid.
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Replying to @DavidSacks
Absolutely. And lithium batteries are the new oil.
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Maybe republicans should budget more and stop buying lattes and AR-15s so they can afford higher gas prices.
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Michigan Democrat Sen. Debbie Stabenow brags that she passed "every single gas station" in her brand new electric vehicle, "and it didn't matter how high [gas] was." The average cost of an electric vehicle is more than $56,000.
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This guy is just in a competition with himself to see if he can possibly kiss Trump’s ass more with each successive tweet.
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President Trump was on a path to be a double Hall of Fame athlete in the MLB and PGA Tour, however God called him to business and saving the world. Trump has sacrificed so much for his country.
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Missed out on blaming video games and Marilyn Manson for the bingo.
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Condemning calls for "more gun control," Sen. Mike Lee (R-UT) wonders aloud whether "fatherlessness" and "the breakdown of families" are to blame for mass shootings.
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Every person reading this will live through/read about/possibly be affected by HUNDREDS more mass shootings in their lifetime.
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It’s really annoying watching Tokyo vice because I can’t ignore 98% of it while it’s on while scrolling through Twitter
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i GUA-RAN-TEE the answer proposed by the city will be more cops.
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the NYPD budget is more than $10 billion, they claim there are officers on every subway stop, and yet this still happened. this should tell you how useful they are for public safety
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Who’s the worse heelturn on Twitter: Glenn Greenwald or this guy.
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I stopped tipping regularly years ago after I got on social media and realized how entitled waiters are. You don’t -deserve- a tip, you earn it. Even animals understand this: when my dog behaves, he earns a treat, when he misbehaves, he gets a kick. Same difference
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