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Mike... Byhoff?
@mbyhoff
Son of an immigrant factory worker. I make video. #LFGM
brooklynJoined June 2009
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Mike... Byhoff?
@mbyhoff
Hey I made this so please go watch it. Kal Penn is a phenomenal host.
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Bloomberg Quicktake
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TerraCycle promises to make use of plastic garbage that almost no one else wants to touch. But does it actually get recycled? In this episode of Getting Warmer, @KalPenn meets the company's founder to learn more bloom.bg/3jcj4xz
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@mbyhoff
This is legitimately the craziest and worst cross-country route I have ever seen. It's like a renaissance painting where every time you look at it, you see something new (with how bad the route is).
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The Lonely Traditionalist 🦫🇨🇦🇬🇧
@bart_the_red
US bros: this is the route I’ve come up with for a cross-country road trip I want to take someday. Any glaring omissions/poor route choices stick out to you?
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@mbyhoff
All Twitter shows me now is people asking questions like “what is your favorite movie line” and the fashion dude. It’s becoming very bad!
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@mbyhoff
Yes there are no other variables to mention in this situation.
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@jason
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.@KimKardashian is more successful than 99.99% of graduates from HBS -- but would have never been accepted to attend the program. Tells you everything you need to know.
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@mbyhoff
Truly shocking how Apple bought Dark Sky to integrate into their weather app and it has basically been wrong about the weather every single day.
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@mbyhoff
One of the most important op-eds in NYT history
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New York Times Opinion
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“The Covid pandemic only made access worse, when the M.T.A. closed all 69 of the public restrooms in its subway stations. Almost three years later, it just opened up nine subway bathrooms. Nine,” @teddy_siegel writes. nyti.ms/3QJ0N7r
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10/10 tweet. No notes.
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Nick Adams (Alpha Male)
@NickAdamsinUSA
I was at a bodega this morning when I saw a small boy ask his mother for some candy. As I saw her hand reach for a package of M&Ms, I cried out and left my place in line to stop her. Once I informed her M&Ms had gone woke, she thanked me profusely and opted for a Twix instead.
Mike... Byhoff?
@mbyhoff
Can someone explain to me why Tesla has had to recall cars over tail light and airbag issues, but not for stopping in the middle of a tunnel and causing a multi-car pile-up?
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@mbyhoff
I was buying nothing but Dilbert products instead of putting money into my 401k until Garrison came along.
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Scott Adams
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As I consider legal action against idiot cartoonist Ben Garrison for defamation, how many of you stopped following me or buying Dilbert products because you believe I was pro-mask and pro-vaccination.
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@mbyhoff
Seriously…what is a replacement for dark sky that isn’t $40 a year? Apple Weather may have integrated DS’s tech but it’s still garbage.
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Alex Kirshner
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We lost a great one last night at midnight. A true companion to so many of us. DarkSky ceased to operate. It is with God now, along with other perfect apps bought by tech behemoths and stripped of their easiest use cases. RIP to an all-timer
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@mbyhoff
The new Apple weather app that killed dark sky doesn’t even have the dew point! Just a dark day, overall.
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@mbyhoff
So happy the trend of “so happy [current year] is over, bring on [next year]”. People finally realize every year is equally terrible.
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I went from having no idea who this guy was a month ago to him having the fastest villain arc of all time.
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The Serfs
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BREAKING: Andrew Tate has just been raided by Romanian anti terrorism authorities. This is not related to Greta Thunberg nuking him into orbit online.
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