This is just to say
I have booked
the Four Seasons
that is actually
A Total Landscaping company
and which
you were probably
Expecting
to be a Hotel
Forgive me
Revenge was delicious
so sweet
and so cold
this is just to say
I have eaten
the robot
that was poasting
on twitter
and which
you were probably
bonding with
parasocially
forgive me
he was delicious
so metallic
and so cold twitter.com/_holyweather/s…
this is just to say
i have eaten
the beans
that were in
the can
which i used
to teach you
persistence
and hatred
forgive me
i was a dad
so well-meaning
and so cold
I have eaten
the sugar tea and rum
that were in
the Wellerman
And which
you were probably
saving
for when the tonguin' is done
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold
This Is Just to Say
I have thwarted
the anxieties
that were in
your brain
and which
you were probably
saving
for late at night
Forgive me
you are awesome
so sweet
and so bold
by
this is just to say
i have bookmarked
all the tweets
that you ever made
about my new favorite topic
and which
you have probably
already
forgotten about
forgive me
they were obscure
but hilarious
i assume
I have drunken
the riesling
that was in
the Frigidaire
and which
I was pro'lly saving
for salmon
So resolved:
I'll shoplift another
off-dry
and so cool
a few days ago I took a medium dose of acid and wrote for several hours straight and admitted some things to myself, mostly about the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast. forgive me, they were delicious; so sweet, and so cold
This Is Just To Say
I have beaten
the villain
who murdered
our sensei
and which
you were probably
saving
for the climax
Forgive me
I got my revenge
so sweet
and so cold
I have wished you
the peace
that was in
you all along
and which
you were probably
feeling
was threatened
Forgive me
you are awesome
so sweet
and so bold
This is just to say
I have danced
the trig mnemonic
that was in
the curriculum
and which
you were probably
gonna forget
otherwise
Forgive me
it was memorable
so weird
and so bold
Spider-Man, Spider-Man
where’d my plums go, Spider-Man
my breakfast sweet
I know you know
the icebox made them
oh so cold
did you
eat my plums, Spider-Man
i have gyred and gimbled
the slithy toves
that were in
the wabe
and which
you were probably
saving
for the jabberwock
forgive me
they were brillig
so mimsy
and so mome
Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Sweet delicious plums are in icebox this morning. Go and eat them for breakfast. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... they were eaten."
“This is Just to Say”
I have not graded
the essays
that were in
Canvas
and which
you were probably
hoping
would be graded by now
Forgive me
spring break was distracting
so lazy
and so fun
I have eaten
The cod liver
That was
In my office
Since 2019
I had it for breakfast
Our commercial lease
Expired this week
But the cod liver
Was still good
imagine your roommate eats the plums you were saving for breakfast and then writes a bitchy little poem talking about how good they were. and then it becomes one of the most famous poems of all time
This is just to say
I ate one of the plums that was in the ice box
It was so damn good
I saved the other ones
For you
(There, fixed it, was that so damn hard)
i have eaten the peaches that were in the icebox
and which you were probably saving for breakfast
forgive me; they were delicious, so sweet and so cold
no freeze peach for you
This is just to say
i have made
six different cables
to charge your
devices with
when you probably
don't want
to travel with
six different cables
forgive me
having no God
to worship
I can only worship
my petty machinations
this is j$UST to say
i have lowered
the numbers
that were in
ur wallet
and which
you were probably
saving
for a lambo
forgive me
they were correlated
so stable
and gone
this is just to say
i have drunk
the diet coke
that was in
the bread bowl
and which
you were probably
saving
for fourthmeal
forgive me
it was delicious
so low-calorie
and so cold
You guys I'm so mad
I had these plumbs, right
Put em in an icebox, you know?
So they'd keep
All through the night
And in the morning
Plums for breakfast!
But some FUCKER
STOLE THEM
I'm so mad
This is unforgivable
This is just to say...
I have seen
the ‘Meme’
that was on
your Zoom background
it was funny
and very good
but I am concerned
it doesn’t project the air
of professionalism
you should be striving for
perhaps just
your apartment
next time?
Stay well
I have poasted
the tweets
that were in
your drafts folder
and which
you were probably
saving
for a moment of courage
Forgive me
they were such bangers
so wise
and so hilarious