Adam R. Maxwell

@maxwellarm

Handtool woodworking, tools, guns, and nerd stuff. My job title is scientist/engineer, and my wife and kids are not responsible for my stupid jokes.

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Joined September 2012

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  1. Pinned Tweet

    As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool reactivates his Twitter account.

  2. First cup of coffee at 1438, due to doctor visit and autobody repair estimate. Hopefully I haven't tweeted anything today.

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    . thanks, appreciate the look! When I judge too harshly, I prefer to be corrected.

  4. Ok first candidate to promise to ban chip cards gets my vote.

  5. Sailors from USS Arizona (BB 39) pose in a studio photographer's car, in NYC, circa 1916. USS Arizona was commissioned in 1916.

  6. Everything converging...

  7. And he'd have gotten away with it, too, if only he'd married Bill Clinton

  8. It's good that Elon Musk has science fiction writers to advise him that his scientific, engineering, and ecological estimates are flawed.

  9. We are very concerned about ' net connection. It's our main outlet for malware...

  10. *reads imdb content advisory for Westworld* *judges the people tweeting praises of it while lamenting Trump's coarseness*

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  12. Percy speaking of Massachusetts in 1774, correctly identifying the threat and weakness of the colonials.

  13. In reply to

    . Ask him if fire can melt steel.

  14. In reply to

    . Was it a potential donation to his university, or did he sell his principles for something else?

  15. Be careful what you ask for

  16. Not voting for Trump is the same thing as voting for Maxwell.

  17. Just deleted three dumb jokes before sending. This will ruin my .

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