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@maxtriba

I don't have time for your hate mail

Omaha, NE
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  1. Retweeted
    17 May 2015

    psa: all of your code is ephemeral & will one day not even matter. it probably doesn't even matter now. how you treat your peers matters 💫

    34 replies 1,540 retweets 2,214 likes
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    Jun 7

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Replying to @cool_as_heck
    IT IS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES
    2 replies 91 retweets 389 likes
  3. Jun 7

    I forgot to celebrate my 10,000th day, 191 days ago. You only get 1 ten thousandth day.

  4. Jun 7

    Voting Labour

  5. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    Von Neumann, Ulam, and the origins of monte carlo methods

    1 reply 2 retweets 6 likes
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  7. Jun 1

    Githubris

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  8. May 29

    I bet they got the idea for game of thrones from iceland. The real game of thrones. with druids and all the consonants in the made up langua

    1 reply 3 likes
  9. Retweeted
    May 19

    Idk y men go to bars to meet women? Go to Target. The female to male ratio is 10 to 1 and they’re already looking for things they don’t need

    69 replies 10,737 retweets 24,661 likes
  10. May 23

    I feel sort of affronted that no one’s asked how i would have handled Enron

    1 reply 1 like
  11. May 23

    My work outfit criteria: 1) what boat am i working on after hours, 2) how fast can i (vertically) escape predators

    1 reply 3 likes
  12. May 16

    OH: “My lizard brain does so much heavy lifting”

    1 reply 1 like
  13. May 12

    friday is for making a ruckus

    1 reply 1 like
  14. May 10

    if u get pb in ur hair, would u just use a paper towel to get it out? No, you would shower. Anyway, that's why I think bidets are a good ide

    1 reply 4 likes
  15. May 8

    sports center? i hardly know her!

    5 likes
  16. Retweeted
    May 7

    I like to hang with my peeps in the area of grass between the street and the sidewalk. That's were I do ruckus things.

    1 retweet 3 likes
  17. May 7

    i store small things like screws in old peanut butter jars. sometimes i finish the peanut butter before using the jar

    1 reply 3 likes
  18. May 6

    Woodford Reserve is great, but I think Bulleit Rye makes a better mint julep.

    1 like
  19. May 5

    double fisting gin & tonics at shareholder meetings is so my aesthetic

    2 replies 1 retweet 1 like
  20. May 2

    tfw R gets pedestrian about ur big data needs: Error: cannot allocate vector of size 384.2 Mb

    1 reply 2 likes

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