audiobook narrators in the booth when they see they get to say "piece de resistance"
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Comedian // Writer for Killing It, Human Resources, , Medical Police, Q-Force // Comedy Lineup
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By the way, after accidentally buying a teal/purple one that was heavier than I wanted, I finally found the Clear and Present Danger Jacket, years later. Or as close as I'm gonna get.
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I’m trying to find the windbreaker Harrison Ford wore in the climax of “Clear and Present Danger”. Currently reading a 1994 interview with the costume designer. Assembling clues. This look is iconic!
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Does Archway still make their Date Oatmeal cookies? Is it possible to get them on the west coast? I need answers or I'm gonna have a bad year
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The Paul T. Goldman finale is streaming now on .
It’s just over an hour. I recommend watching it in a dark room, at a good volume, with some others if you can.
Thanks, and thanks for all of the support.
#PaulTGoldman
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The colder LA gets, the more I crave a piping hot Coke Zero. Wouldn’t that be nice? This isn’t a joke.
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If I go into a coma, I have a living will that directs my family to print out all the George Saunders Story Club emails I haven't opened and read them to me. That's the only way I'm catching up.
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The great James Cameron watched RRR.. He liked it so much that he recommended to his wife Suzy and watched it again with her.🙏🏻🙏🏻
Sir I still cannot believe you spent a whole 10 minutes with us analyzing our movie. As you said I AM ON TOP OF THE WORLD... Thank you both 🥰🥰🤗🤗
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90% of LA is keto Coralines
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No other way to say this: I want a M3GAN. Remind me to drink water and roll my sleeves up and thinks my stories rock? Hell yeah.
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I am not Irish, but I'd like to start using the phrase "now we're sucking diesel." Is this allowed? Can I pull this off?
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Name a movie character with more “when u but but she still suckin” faces than Frodo. You can’t. Every scene that little dude stubs his toe or hears a noise and Elijah rolling his eyes back and moaning.
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I dreamt last night I'd written the perfect tweet. thank you to the muse, I am ready for this blockbuster joke to change my life. here it is:
"more like Gene ACT-man"
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#TBT to the scripted mockumentary podcast 'Past My Bedtime' that ASTer & worked on for 2 years with Zach Galifinakis, & more!
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*Law and Order voice* In the couples-on-vacation system, there are two separate yet equally important groups: The person who points at signs and reads them aloud, and the person who says “crazy.” These are their stories.
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! BANSHEES OF INISHERIN ! We need more art about how hard it is to shake loose a dud.
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This nepo baby article is wild
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podcasts I loved 🎙️
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- The Game
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- Scam Goddess
- Ethnically Ambiguous and
- Erotic 80s
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my Oscar picks: Watch TOMMY BOY again. It’s perfect.
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Everyone loves when there’s a Little Guy that the movie characters get to be friends with. AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER has that but also the Little Guy is the size of a blimp
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I think I lost my voice screaming at the four minute sneak peak of Mission: Impossible before Avatar?
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BJDIA*
*(Big Jim’s Done It Again)
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shout out to my fabelheads
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I will never get over how far away strangers you ask to take your photo like to get. The absolute most insane framing. Every shoe, every trashcan, every vent, all in the shot. What do you think photos are?
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This looks great and strikingly original and, more importantly, Jason has never been mean to me.
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More giggling, maybe fully clothed in a bubble bath?
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Replying to @maxsilvestri and @dudleyjoshua
Featuring a more soulful photo of Max and Leah than I expected.
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It was a fun chat! We talked about trying to figure out a twist you could literally only do in audio, and being inspired by the story of spectacular failures like Turn Off the Dark. Thanks to for being so nice.
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So was nice enough to interview and me about writing Past My Bedtime for . The journalist was curious why one of our characters sounded like Whoopi Goldberg. (Because she is played by Whoopi is the main reason.)
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POV you are an episode of law and order svu about corrupt lifeguards
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‘Killing It’ is on this absolutely definitive list!
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Killing It! (shooting S2 now)
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These are the best TV shows of 2022, according to our critics. nyti.ms/3ORLLvc
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this is fantastic
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BEST ANIMATED FEATURE: Marcel the Shell with Shoes On
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Well well well. This is interesting, to me. "Killing It" is on the list of Best TV Shows of 2022? Finally some good news.
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One movie is equal to one book, which is equal to one season of TV. Each unlocks a dialogue tree and is worth one precious “brain coin.” This is why Movies remain one of the best dump stats if you are min-maxing the mind.
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Christine McVie was just incredible. I think "Songbird" by Fleetwood Mac is just about one of the most beautiful songs ever written. Loving, lonely, gorgeous, mournful. Astounding to me every time I listen.
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One of the very best to ever do it
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Does COCAINE BEAR = THE BEAR + Cocaine? Because I've already seen that.
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